Creepiest Sentence I’ve Read All Day

Please send me the names of all your family members and loved ones that we may spiritually adopt them.

Hey, man, I’ll do whatever you want. Just leave my family out of it.

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  1. Actually it was a Catholic monastery. It’s the kind of group I would theoretically support, but their materials were… um… disturbing.

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